SEX IS LIKE CHINESE DINNER

Today is Sunday o, so it’s a good time for a sermon…

Fellow Nigerians, sex is for 2 people, not 1 person. You’re not having sex for your partner, you’re making love to please yourself and your partner, not just for yourself or just for your partners’ pleasure.

It is your responsibility to ensure that you’re pleasured correctly, adequately and satisfactorily.

If he isn’t getting to the G-spot, reroute him like a google map… show him.

If she’s not thrusting adequately like Cleopatra, show her, but until both of you are satisfied,… We die there! Lol

So who’s baking cookies this weekend? Or having a Chinese dinner? Lol