A CUCUMBER IS NOT A SEX TOY

If you don’t want your story headline to read “Man kills himself/herself and dies” then go’on’sòrwhu”

Do not do this at home or to yourself… it’s very dangerous!
I know you’re horny, but don’t die trying to chase an orgasm.

With the coronavirus quarantine and social distancing came with quite a lot of sexual restrictions and human contact, so a lot of people have hath to revert to household items to chase the high! Brrr! A pandemic at a time o

It’s funny how the world is ending right before our “kòròkòrò” eyes but the virus couldn’t hamper the horniness in humanity …. we go still find ways to “fire” and clearly it has forced some people to be creative with their sexual pleasures & their quest for gratification while stuck at home.

With any form of vegetables or fruits, there’s such a high risk of damaging yourself internally and the last thing you need right now is a trip to LUTH”

Homemade/household items are never a good idea…Your Anus & Vagina will Lazzdent o!

So brethren, Sistren & Alfarens,…..I know your body is doing you “gish gish”, but biko be Kalmin daownn o